The Great White Hunters

I was in my office tonight while our Praise & Worship Team was practicing when all of a sudden I heard Andy Gill shriek, I mean shout with a deep manly voice, "Pastor Chris - I see a giant, flying, vampire, rat beast!" At first I thought it was some term of endearment he used for little Andy. But when I walked out of my office I saw mighty warrior Andy stalking the great monster. I quickly joined in the hunt. After about 20 minutes, multiple strategies, many weapons, and destroying three rooms we captured the beast! We then slew the great beast with our bare hands, gutted the animal, painted little Andy with the blood of the animal in a coming of age man ceremony, started a fire with some flint from a filling in my tooth, and fed the families of our Praise & Worship Team from the meat of its carcass. Okay, actually we scared our wives and set it free outside. But that didn't sound very Wild at Heart!